Cages

It is now forbidden at my office to wear :

  • dresses,
  • jackets,
  • scarfs,
  • shawls,
  • pashmina,
  • nail polish

Other restrictions :

  • skirtsĀ mustĀ be knee high (not higher or lower)
  • necklaces must be small (strand necklace, no chunkies)
  • necklaces may only be worn inside of the shirt’s collar

Goodbye there self expression, you have just been flushed down the toilet